Imagine it… you are currently sitting on a desk and looking to the exam questions, and just blaming yourself about skipping that part because you thought, it wasn’t important enough yet… the whole exam is almost about it.So easy, just press the TMB (time machine button) and adjust the timer 3 hours ago.. and here we go.. Full mark dude ! and without even cheating a little.

Woow.. she looks awesome .. we were at the restaurant looking at each other.. and suddenly she stepped forward and asked me if i have 100 EGP into two fifties , I looked at her eyes and answered .. “well..ugh…lllelt’s see…. ugh. .. yee.ah.. here you are …”, we exchanged contacts.. been really good friends.. and then a good relationship went on.. suddenly she is just shallow, empty and beautiful chick … and always demanding .. Time to press the TMB again.. adjusting it to 2 years ago. At the restaurant looking back at her pretty eyes when she stepped forward and asked me if i have the same 100 into two fifties … simply I answered .. “NOO! ” and showed her my back.

“We shall be wining that match … I am sure, we are having the best players ever ” .. said my friend, I really dont beileve in bad luck but him exactly can represent it.. i wished i never told him i am going to the stadium …
3 mins before the match : “I am sure we will do it dude.. we are the best … 3 times to win the cup in row will really be amazing ” he said.
20 mins after the match started : “we should be scoring a goal in the upcoming 10 mins to win the match by 3 goals as i expect”
10 mins later : ” conceding a goal isn’t the end of the world .. we gonna do it “
before halftime : ” told ya .. we are back it is now 1-1 .. we will win by 3 goals”
after the match : “i really don’t know what went wrong.. we should have won not lose by 3 goals “

What do you think? TMB will be useful right? when do you think i shall adjust it? right before we bought the tickets ?  for me i am gonna set the time to be 5 years ago… since i knew that idiot . screw him.

And yet goes the story…

N.B. I was thinking of tagging some friends to say when the wanted to press the TMB .. yet they know themselves so guys go for it … (Eslam, Yasser & Sally )

I know the 20 minutes story may sound a childish, but still i enjoyed listening it, not because of the morales it is providing but because the old childhood memories.

Finally “Foad El-Mohandes” you are really a giant and you will ever remain so, Rest in peace.

Enjoy : http://bit.ly/axpkHX

ana 3an nafsy la2et kaza kelma w 7awelt a3rf aslhom w 7amdulah 2edrt a3rf – thanks to google – la2en el mudu3 kan sha3′iny gedan.

2wel kelma was “kowais” .. 7ad y3rf aslha eh… ba3d searching kteer 2wy w da3basa 3ala el montadyat w tel3tly 7agat mn 3ainet “maqate3 bluetoos sa5ena” w “dardashet fatyat el 3arab” la2etha!  معنى كلمة كويس, تصغير (كيّس ) فبعض الناس لايزال يستعمل كيّس الأصل ..أي طيب فهي عربيةالعامة يصفون الرجل بال كيّس لمرأة ب كويّسة .. haha wagdtuha !

tany kelma kanet kelmt “TOZ” ehm… toz dy kelma bnst5demha kteer 2wy w le nas kteer 2wy , el mohem “TOZ”  dy kelma turkey w m3naha ed5ol ( msh mota2ked law kan el not2 kda sa7 100%) bas el fekra enha kelma kano el atrak ayam mohamed 3ally bi2oluha le el masryeen ely sha3′leen 3andhom lama ygo ywaslao 3andhom 7aga… fa kano bi2olo be 2araf… “TOZ” ya3ny ed5ol… w menha ba2ena bn2ool TOZ.

Talet kelma … hwa e7na leh bn2ool 3ala el wasta “kousa” .. actually dy fe3lan kessa sa3ia.. 2yam zaman kan el fal7een bisalemo el 5odar ely bizra3ooh le manduub.. w kano bio2afo fy tabour taweel 2wy 3ashan ysalemo el 5odar w ya5do el flus, we kan ma3ruf en el “kousa” aktr 5odar bibuz bsor3a, fa maknsh ynfa3 sa7eb el kousa yo2af ystana kteer.. fa kano bi3adooh bsor3a 3ashan m3ah “kousa” (same applies nowadays .. ely m3ah kousa bi3ady bsor3a)

currently i am digging for “lessa” , any suggestions ?

جملة عادية جدا تحس فيها بالإحترام والأدب بس للأسف الفعل هنا مكنش غرضه الطلب ده كان فعل أمر لإن اللي قالوا كان ظابط وكان بيقولوا بطريقة أقعد يلا !! ظابط مصري كل مميزاته عني إنه مجبش مجموع في ثانوية عامة فدخل كلية شرطة…..كان بيقولي أقعد كأنها دواعي امنية ! أصلي نسيت أقول إني وقتها كنت في الستاد والكلام ده قبل مايبدأ الماتش بساعتين ! يعني أنا حر اقف..لإن من حق كل واحد إنه يقف!!!!

الموضوع عايز تفسير أكتر أنا زي ما ناس كتير عارفة بحب الكورة و بحب اروح ماتشات الأهلي في الستاد وقتها كنت في الستاد عشان اتفرج على ماتش الأهلي والاسماعيلي مع إن  اليوم اللي قبله كانوا مسكوا 16 مشجع  ورموهم في السجن بس عشان احنا مصريين والمصريين طيبين فـاحنا  طيبين  أنا قلت أكيد العيال دي  غلطوا يعني  هيحبسوهم من غير مايعملوا حاجة ! برضه  هاروح الستاد !!

بس يومها الغباء كان زيادة حبتين حد يقولي ليه أدخل الستاد من غير علم فرقتي! هي حتت القماشة دي حتعمل إيه ! بس أكيد دواعي امنية ! طب بلاش لو أنا عزت أشرب  وانا جوه اعمل إيه .. حتقوللي خد معاك مية  سهلة أوي  بس للأسف الموضوع مش كده  عشان مفيش مية بتدخل الستاد ! يعني  ازازة المية مانع تدخل ! بس أكيد دواعي امنية… طب والحمامات اللي جوه مقفولة ليه ! أكيد خايفيين علينا نغرق …. ناس طيبين أوي والهي …

برده دخلت الستاد .. صحيح قبل الماتش بساعتين بس برده مش مشكلة الصبر جميل ! الجو آه شمس أوي بس عادي يعني حنعترض على حكمة ربنا بقولكم طيبين…..بعد مااتفتشت 4 مرات واتأكدوا إني داخل بس اتفرج على الماتش … دخلت الحمد  لله.

كل ده أنا ممكن اعتبره عدي بس الحاجة اللي بجد خلتني ماستحملش إني ببساطة قبل ما الماتش يبدأ كنت عايز اصلي المغرب….عادي … حقي …طلعت من المدرج … صليت  الحمد  لله  جيت أرجع مكاني اللي لأ!!!…. منموع

عسكري امن مركزي قال لي لأ ممنوع يا أستاذ فعلا هنا نسيت كل حاجة وكنت حاضرب العسكري لولا إن في واحد ابن حلال قالوا….سيبه يعدي يابني….هو صحيح بصلي من فوق لتحت بس برضه عملت اللي أنا عايزه

تلات نقط بس أحب اقولهم

حرام عليكم أنا  جي اشجع كورة يعني مش سياسة ولا دين ولا حتى حاجة ثقافية ..يعني ببساطة أنا صايع عايزين مني إيه تاني
الماتش خلص….والاهلي كسب…الناس نسيت كل البهدلة اللي حصلت وكله خارج فرحان وبيغني… كإن مفيش حاجة حصلت….مش بقولكم! مصرييين
برضه هاروح الستاد يا جزم

10- Ahly vs Petrojet

Season 2009-2010 .. We were back from the African cup of nations that Egypt won… and all the ahlwayians were afraid that we suffer what we always had after big cups wins …  it was min 92 when Ahmed Hassan took the ball and inside the box… he shoots ! And… GOAL the match ended 1-0 .
9- Ahly Vs enppi

That was season 2006-2007 .. We were having a regular draw with that zeft team called enppi… (all ahlwya hates it) when 3emad met3eb got the ball and turned while he was guarded by Amr Faheem… and he shoots … and yes it was a goal… the match ended 2-1 in the 94’
8- Ahly Vs Shabiba

That was in the 2007-2008 African champions league when we were winning by a goal to zero and that Algerian team got 2 goals by “yacef hamza” from a penalty and an offside goal… so I was really feeling that en e7na bntzlem… flavio got it ! He shoots with his head… and the ball is in ! But the referee said no! It is a penalty!!(How fair he is!) treka stepped into… and it is a goal ! Right in the 96 !

7- Ahly Vs  Nasr Huessien Day

I really can’t remember the year but if not mistaken then it was 2003 in the Arab champions league… we were having a draw in Algeria with that team… and we needed to win… there was a game being played same time.. It was esmaily VS el negm el sa7ly … and it ended with a draw… that means if we had the same draw we are going to be knocked out… wael chetos took the ball… and swings it to usama husny.. And … goal !! Right into the net in the 94 min .. the good part of the story is that at the same time the Egyptian players from esmaily where signing with the Tunisian ones… “*** omak ya ahly” knowing not that we scored a goal and we are in ya aw3′ad !
6- Ahly Vs Rajaa

Season 2005-2006 in the African champions league.. It had been 26 matches in row since we had an African defeat actually we were playing the match in Morocco and according to the time difference it was 1:00 AM here at Egypt when at the final moments.. edgar(the raja defender) got the ball back to his keeper without taking notice that met3eb was sneakin behind and took the ball to score a goal at the final moments again! And we still have our record!
5- Ahly Vs Te7a

After having the worst experience ever going to the stadium … we were winning by 2 goals … thought that wasn’t enough for us to pass to the next round… we were ready to have the penalties… when Shehab Ahmed (ahly’s midfielder)  took the ball and shoots ! .. And it was a goal right in the 93 min
4- Ahly Vs Zamalek (treka)

It was 2-1 for the team called zamalek… and they were celebrating wining the cup (2006?)… I was at the stadium looking that their crowd chanting that they are the champions… when finally shawky took the ball … passed it to the wonderful treka … and …. !! Their crowd is silent as usual… needless to say that we won the match 4-3
3- Ahly Vs Zamalek (barakat)

That match was really having special memories for me… I was watching it for the first time in my life with… Zamlkwya !!! we were down by a goal… and I really felt disappointed… Ghanem Sultan(el 3ameel), got the ball back to his keeper… again met3eb took it… shoots but the keeper saves it… barakat took the ball… dribbles and… shoot…. !! GOAL! I was jumping like an insane…

2- Ahly Vs gaish

One of the days that I will never forget… I was “nabatshy” at the army service…. We were down by a goal… we had to win the match to get the league title (actually to play a match for it) same time esmialy (our competitor that year) was wining by two waiting for our result.. if we draw or lose we lose the title… treka scored a goal in the 66 min… and now it is a draw…yet not enough… but.. Hussam Ahsour took the ball… passed it to fat7y… he dribbles and shoots with his left foot… OH ! Wonderful goal! We are back again Manga-AKA Esmaily- let’s play a match for the title… and sure we won the league that year…
Just a note… that day I was about to be going to the jail! coz simply I left my service .. And went to see the match… not only but also.. I was found running with the ahly shirt right beside “2odet lewa2”

1- CSS Vs Ahly

After a disappointing draw in Cairo with 1-1 we would have lost the title if we remained in that draw of 0-0 so we had to score a goal … right into the 92 min… we had a wonderful goal at the final moments of the cup to get the title for us ! treka shoots with his left foot and GOOOOOOOAL !! I was never happier! Though I can’t tell what really happened afterwards… coz I never remembered what happened… my mum just said that I was jumping and screaming… ALLAHO AKBAR

And the memories remain… i just shared a small part …

P.S. a big part of the info I shared (if not most of it)  Eslam Foad shall take the credit for it… I couldn’t mention him as a reference though… but I don’t think he will mind … he is an “Agouzian” too

actually i am back for lots of reasons, mainly because of the crowd request( homa 3arfeen nafshom ) , also … i needed a place to express what i am having in mind these days …

That’s it for now ..  i am just back again

Place : Manti2t Tagneed El Remaia

TIme : msh 3aref.. bas hwa badry 2wy… bas el youm dah kan 30-10-2008

Makan zebala w youm zebala w nas zebala… ana really msh tai2 2y 7aga… coz ana 3aref en kol dah routine… and mafrud a3od asma3 wa7ed maloosh lazma 7aigy ba3d 3 hours ytnatat 3ala ahly w fy el a5er ma ana kda kda da5el el gaish 3 years!!! ma 3alina… fedlt a3ed ana w wa7ed sa7by bentklim hwa kan zabet zaiy… yala ma 3alina… we spent really too much time waiting msh 3aref ad eh

“Ely  ysma3 Esmo etfadal y2oom y3od fy el manasa ely henak dy..w msh 3ais asma3 soot”  dy gomla alhlna wa7ed labes “terenk” and he started saying lots of names… time passed as hours and still he is saying name then … Finally i found him starting asma2 kolitna! i prepared myself eny 2a2oom aroo7 el so called manasa! fag2a a5dt baly en kolitna 5elst and neither me nor my friend’s name were said…! hmmm… we waited waited and waited… and that person finally stopped telling more names!

“ba3d eznak ya capitn hwa ely ma7dsh nadah asmaehom dool eh 7adrtak” i said to the man with el “terenk”

“captin!!! ento gnood ya shater tego youm 2 november 3ashan tetra7lo”.;… he said…(later i realized that this captin  was “mokadem! ya3ny nesr w negma!!)

no need to tell that most ppl were doing really strange things! nas btboos ba3d w nas btsgod w nas tal3t mobiltha w btklim ahlha….

ana kont mn el nas ely ra7et salet rak3itan shokr m3a el dohr!

It may be published in a year or maybe more… or maybe not published at all, but as i said… i will lose nothing…