Kill those bastardos…!

Just let’s imagine it..if GOD had never told us that killing someone for no reason is wrong, and the law wont accuse us of doing such thing, well what a life that would be…I imagine my life then it will be really amazing…heheee

“Wake up waleed it is too late..you have to go to your college…it is already 11 and you asked me to awake you at 10:30″…yeah..that is my mum (lol don’t worry I wont think of killing her at all, she is my mum after all even if she always ask me to rise up ) I wake up with my eyes almost closed to see a new day..same boring day but I have to go to the college to deliver my assignment that I was working at for three days in row..

After wearing my clothes and having my fast sandwich I open the door and says..”salamo alikom..edi3ily ya mama..” just when I exit the building I see “Gbreel el bawab” with his silly smile saying “saba7 el 5air ya ostaz waleed..”…*I really thought of killing him but sometimes my dad asks him to carry our luggage upstairs so let’s keep him alive*…”saba7 el noor ya gbreel” and leave him to get a taxi I am already late. “ezzaik ya ostaz waleed fainak…”….*what the hell is that!! That is “Tarek el ba2al” he is a disaster!! Real one!! he never stops talking…w eh fainy dy ma enta lsa shifny embari7! * but ok let’s be calm…..“saba7 el noor ya tarek”….”ela 2oly ya ostaz waleed eh ra2iak fy match emabri7″….. *THAT BASTARD!! I can swear he hadn’t seen it!!! He always do the same and I find myself telling him about the whole match and he knows nothing about it….I made the decision he is my first kill for today!*.

Getting into the taxi after waiting about 10 mins…the taxi driver says..”fain fy el gam3a” … as usual I says “3and fnun tatbi2ia“…*sorry but yeah my college seems to be unknown*…”hwa 7adrtak rasam b2a wala eh“….*WHAT SHALL I SAY!!!*…“exactly” with a silly smile…..he smiles and begin a long talk..luckily I live nearby the colleage or I would have to wait for this long boring talks..”7adrtak 3aref eny kont fy el kolia dy wana so3′yar asl aslan ana kont rasam…”…“really!!” with the same silly smile..*Every day I meet a ‘rasam’ kol wa7ed 2a2olo fnun y2oly rasam! I thougtt of killing him but I am already too late and I may not find another taxi so just keep him alive*…Finally in front of the college….paying the money to the taxi driver..huuuh it passed as months…”eh dah ya ostaz!!..2 geneh Kaman” …..*I already left him alive too much time that bastard must die!…he is my second kill for today*

And finally waiting for my turn to deliver the assignment looking for eng.X who is late too much (I am already late about an hour!) and finally he came…after 15 mins of silly questions…”el code dah ento mcopyarino!!”…..*aaaaah! That bastard I spent three days awaken!*…“sure no ya bashmohandes ymkin 7adrtak shofto 3′lat”…”enta btst3′flny!..ok ana 7a2ol lel doctor“….*just a question if you were me wont you just get your gun and shoot him!!…Count him the third for today…*

Well…No need to be more boring I think the story wont end by that coz there are a lot of Egyptians whom I wouldn’t have hesitated a second to kill if killing was just legal…Just I think 3 are enough for today….

Just thank GOD…..

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